their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
