you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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