fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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