I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
