508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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