Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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