Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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