By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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