Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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