Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
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