I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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