omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This toilet bowl is my home.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
