So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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