I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Farmville is her only friend.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize