The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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