I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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