in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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