Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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