i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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