Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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