Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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