dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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