So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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