hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Plan B is the new Plan A
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
