that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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