fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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