Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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