He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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