we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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