But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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