In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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