Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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