The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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