Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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