can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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