Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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