So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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