At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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