so explain again why im purple
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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