I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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