You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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