Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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