i already hear my dad disowning me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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