summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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