In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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