I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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