You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i drank out of a bidet.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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