wakey wakey hands off snakey
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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