How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I see more hoeing in ur future
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