Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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