He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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