Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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