This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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