That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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