***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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