i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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