its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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